I’ve been a mama for just over 8 weeks now and it has been full of smiles, tears, boobs, poop, hugs and love. We have so many memories with our baby girl already and I thought I would share a few.
Everyone knows parenting isn’t perfect, despite the lovely photos we all post on Instagram, there are plenty of times where it all goes wrong. So, here are a few of my mum fails so far:
One that happens a lot is the nappy fail. When Amber is crying and I think she might be needing a nappy change, so we go upstairs to change her nappy. She’s full of smiles and gurgling away, I just finish the buttons on her sleepsuit, or putting her tights back on when I hear the unmistakable sound of a nappy being filled. Yep, she’s pooped again! I actually changed her nappy 3 times in the space of an hour the other day.
Sticking with the nappy theme, sometimes we don’t quite get to the end of changing a nappy before the poop explosion. One morning, when she was only a couple of weeks old, she projectile pooped mid nappy change resulting in poop on the changing mat, my PJs and even the wall!
Having a newborn means our wash load has doubled and the washing machine is constantly running. Babies seem to have a lot of white clothes, especially bodysuits! So it’s not good when a red dress ends up in the white washing. Amber had a lovely mini mouse dress with a little white t-shirt that went with it. I say ‘had’ because the t-shirt ended up in the wash with the dress and came out badly stained. There was no saving it.
Ever lay in bed on your phone and accidentally dropped your phone on your face? What about dropping your phone while breastfeeding and it hitting your baby in the face? Oops. (She was fine)
Food and Drink Spills
Having a baby constantly attached to your boobs means you have to learn to eat and drink one handed with your baby in your arms. It is probably not a good idea to choose food that can easily be spilt like pasta or soup… again she was fine! Her sleepsuit was not. One time she ended up covered in Pepsi because the can fizzed up when I opened it, that one was definitely not my fault!
This last one was the main reason for this post.
Last week we had a poop explosion, one where it meant a complete change of clothes. I was upstairs with Amber on her changing table, trying to get her out of her clothes without getting poop even more all over her than it already was. I was just pulling her bodysuit over her head when slipped out of my hand and banged her head on the wall.
It was awful.
I felt like the worst mum on the planet. It was my fault my baby girl was hurt and crying.
She was absolutely fine, she’d not hit her head hard, and there was no lump or mark afterwards but I still felt horrible. Dan came upstairs to find my cuddling Amber close to me, saying ‘Mama’s sorry’ both of us in tears.
Honestly, I think I was more upset than she was.
I’ve mentioned this headbanging story to a few people and it is definitely something that happens to everyone at some point. It doesn’t make you a bad mum, just human. We all make mistakes I guess.
So those are a few of my mum fails. Please share your mum (or dad) fail stories too.
Thanks for reading!